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Summer Time Ass Crack - Vanilla Leather Candle : PRE-ORDER

Summer Time Ass Crack - Vanilla Leather Candle : PRE-ORDER

Regular price $29.99 USD
Regular price $36.99 USD Sale price $29.99 USD
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PRE-ORDER SHIPPING WILL BE 2nd WEEK of JAN!

Get ready to crack up—literally—with Judy's Summer Time Ass Crack Candle! This 9oz soy wax masterpiece combines the smooth sweetness of vanilla with the rugged musk of leather, delivering a scent that says, “I’ve been outside all day, but make it classy.”

Burning clean for 40 to 72 glorious hours, this candle is here to remind you of summer days when your shorts rode high, your cares were low, and your scent? Questionable—but not anymore.

Light it up, laugh it off, and let the unmistakable essence of "freshly toasted buns with a side of swagger" fill your space. It’s summer in a jar—minus the chafing.

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